New Year’s Resolutions that are Easy to Keep
Every year, we torture ourselves with New Year’s resolutions – losing weight, eating better, getting more exercise – we’ve all been there before. And do we keep them? Many of us do. But there’s always at least a few that you feel bad about not keeping. So this year, we decided to change things up. We present to you a list of New Year’s Resolutions that anyone can keep!
- Reject models when they ask you out
- Eat more pizza
- Don’t let your naturally good looks make you insecure
- Confiscate at least one selfie stick
- Don’t drink alcohol at the gym
- Exercise your right to eat more tacos
- Stay in more
- Spend less time with people, and more time on your phone
- Don’t go to the gym on days that end in “y”
- Rather than lose weight, buy bigger clothes
- Use your fitness equipment to hang up those clothes
- Take the time to procrastinate more
- Replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump
- Interrupt people more often
- Do less laundry, and use more deodorant
There – don’t say we never did anything for you! I know these resolutions will be a great source of pride and personal achievement in the coming year. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. Happy New Year!
